To poo or not to poo, that is the question

August 27, 2015

When sisters go on vacation we always pack way too much. Shoes, clothing, bathing suits, cover-ups, etc. Even after years of experience packing for vacation most of us over pack. One of my must-have pack items which is rarely used on vacation is my exercise outfit. Every time I am packing for vaca I whole heartedly place my sneakers, socks, wicking shirt and pants in my bag with intentions of beginning each morning with a brisk walk…it never happens, and I don’t even feel bad about it. The intention was there but the break from my usual routine is great.

But, the one thing I never forget and always gets used is a book of matches and an awesome product called poo-potpourri. You spray the poo-potpourri in the toilet and when you go all you smell is the lemon scented product. It’s great so you can relax and not blow up the bathroom with stink.

Poo is a huge topic of discussion when traveling with the girls; who went, who didn’t go, who is feeling bloated and disgusting because of all the crap we ate the day before and are now feeling bloated and farty. In my family the poopy discussion is constant, we often compete to have the floor to share the best poopy story. We laugh and think it’s funny. I should tell you that I have the sense of humor of a 10 year old boy, poopy and farts are funny, but in discussion only, I really don’t want to smell that shit because it’s freakin’ gross. Poo-envy is also an issue, if I haven’t gone and someone is bragging that they did go I feel angry and jealous. Anyway, poo or not we put on our bathing suits and head to the beach to enjoy another day of vacation.

 

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